The Seven Basic Plots by Christopher Booker

The Seven Basic Plots by Christopher Booker

In his brilliant book The Seven Basic Plots Christopher Booker identifies the seven as being:

  • overcoming the monster
  • rags to riches
  • the quest
  • voyage and return
  • comedy
  • tragedy
  • rebirth

Although perhaps a bit light on comedy, The Odyssey contains most of the other plots but before I get too bogged down in theory let’s move swiftly on to Odysseus’ encounter with the Cyclops, which obviously fits the bill nicely for overcoming the monster.

The main thing that struck me after reading Book IX was how sympathetic I felt towards the Cyclops, Polyphemus, and how extremely irritated I was by Odysseus. I had forgotten that the Cyclops is a shepherd and there are rather tender scenes of him milking his ewes and goats and then returning their lambs and kids to them. These scenes are admittedly intermingled with him crunching up Odysseus’ companions and tearing them limb from limb.

However, when they first arrive in the cave, Odysseus’ followers plead with him that they should steal some sheep and cheese and get the hell out of there but Odysseus decides they should wait. And his reason?

‘I wished to see the owner of the cave and had hopes of some friendly gifts from my host.’

Well, how wrong can you be? In other words he is a greedy, reckless fool. Six of his companions are chomped up by the Cyclops before Odysseus’ nimble wits lurch into action and he devises a plan to get them out of there. It involves calling himself Nobody, getting Polyphemus drunk and a stomach churning eye-gouging scene.

‘… we handled our pole with its red-hot point and twisted it in his eye till the blood boiled up round the burning wood. The fiery smoke from the blazing eyeball singed his lids and brow all round, and the very roots of his eye crackled in the heat.’

Even with his eye out, the Cyclops is endearingly tender with his rams. Odysseus and his men strap themselves under the sheep to get past Polyphemus, who is blocking the exit from his cave and running his hand over everything that goes past him.

‘Sweet ram what does this mean? Why are you the last of the flock to pass out of the cave, you who have never lagged behind the sheep… Are you grieved for your master’s eye, blinded by a wicked man and his accursed friends, when he had robbed me of my wits with wine?’

Well, I’m still on Polyphemus’ side. And what does Odysseus do then? When they are out at sea he taunts Polyphemus, who starts hurling rocks at their boat, which creates such a swell that the boat is pushed back towards the beach and danger. Even then Odysseus will not shut up. He can’t resist bragging:

‘Cyclops, if anyone ever asks you how you came by your unsightly blindness, tell him your eye was put out by Odysseus, Sacker of Cities, the son of Laertes who lives in Ithaca.’ 

Oh great, so now Polyphemus knows his name and he calls on his father, Poseidon, to curse him. Yes, by the way, Polyphemus’ father is a god with the alarming epithet of ‘Earthshaker.’

‘…grant that Odysseus…may never reach his home in Ithaca. But if he is destined to reach his native land, to come once more to his own house and see his friends again, let him come late, in evil plight, with all his comrades dead, and when he is landed…let him find trouble in his home.’

Now Odysseus has a god against him who, we are told in the first paragraph of the book, ‘pursued the heroic Odysseus with relentless malice.’ Of course he does because Odysseus has blinded his son. So a monster is overcome but now Odysseus is cursed and inadvertently brings about the deaths of his own men. By the end of the chapter it has become clear that tricking the Cyclops was the easy bit. What Odysseus really needs to do is get a handle on his own monstrous egotism.

Do you have a favourite ‘overcoming the monster’ story?


A penguin with a past

A penguin with a past. Also a bronze relief of Odysseus in the Department of Antiquities, Berlin.

I’ve been re-reading Homer’s Odyssey. The last time I read it I was sixteen and I can’t remember much about it other than the fact I wasn’t that thrilled. But those Penguin Classics have the knack of hanging around waiting until you’re ready for them. There it was in all it’s bath-soaked, wrinkled glory on my shelf and I thought I’d give it another go. What tips can be gleaned from this 3000 year old great grand-daddy of the novel? So far I’ve read the first eight books (chapters):

  • Basic plot – Odysseus is trying to get home after the Trojan War but the god Poseidon hates him so he’s been trapped on the island of Ogygia by Calypso who wants to marry him. In Ithaca his wife Penelope and son Telemachus do not know if he is alive or dead. Penelope is beset with suitors who are eating her and Telemachus out of house and home;
  • Pace – God, it doesn’t half crack along. It’s an absolutely rip-roaring yarn;
  • Emotion – It’s much more emotional than I remember. There’s a lot of crying. Telemachus, Penelope, Odysseus, all absolute sobbers but unlike in Hollyoaks they usually pull up their purple gowns and cover their faces when they do it, even if their tears are rolling down to the ground;
  • Sex – Odysseus is forced to have sex with Calypso every night. This however does not make him happy. Even though she has ‘lovely locks’ he sits on the beach during the day crying for his homeland;
  • Main Theme – Home. What it means to Odysseus and how he overcomes the obstacles to get back there;
  • Love story – Athene, the goddess, absolutely adores Odysseus. We could all do with her in our lives. She goes to Telemachus and tells him to go looking for his father; when she’s worried for Odysseus’ safety she throws a mist round him; when she wants him to look his best she makes him look like a god.  Yes, we could all do with  Athene on our side especially on the morning after the night before;
  • Baddies – the suitors who are eating Penelope and Telemachus out of house and home by slaughtering their cattle and drinking their wine and generally behaving like hooligans while they wait for Penelope to decide which one of them to marry. Poseidon who really does not like Odysseus at all. Also the Cyclops is coming up in the next chapter along with other monsters;
  • Structure – a nice bit of juxtaposing present and past or time-slip in modern parlance which is very fashionable. Homer’s agent would be pleased;
  • The Gods – frankly, they’re terrible drama queens. Shakespeare wrote in King Lear: ‘As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods, they kill us for their sport.’ There’s a fair bit of fly squashing. Poseidon, for example, hates Odysseus. Poseidon is Zeus’s brother and Athene’s uncle so that’s all nicely complicated. The Gods have their own soap opera going on to match that of the mere mortals;
  • Food – well, there’s enough feasting to satisfy fans of Jamie, Nigella, Nigel, Mary Berry, The Great British Bake Off and sweary Gordon;
  • The Sea – there’s a lot of it and a lot about it. It’s ‘wine-dark’ (don’t ask) and ‘fish-infested’ and the ships on it are always black;
  • Epithets – these are fun: Athene, of the flashing eyes;  Nausicaa of the white arms, Dawn is usually decked in crimson or rosy-fingered; Odysseus is much enduring and nimble-witted and Menelaus has red hair. Not brown or black or blond, red hair. Definitely red;
  • Setting the Scene – he’s very good at it. There are fantastic descriptions of Calypso’s cave and also the palace of King Alcinous.

Finally my favourite bit so far. Odysseus is in the sea off the coast of Scherie, the land of the Phaeacians. A huge wave has washed him towards the rocks. He clings onto one and then is caught in the back wash, torn from the rock and carried back out to sea:

‘…pieces of skin stripped from his sturdy hands were left sticking to the crags thick as the pebbles that stick to the suckers of a squid when he is torn from his hole…’

There’s also a rather touching description of Phaeacian ships:

‘For the Phaeacians have no steersmen, nor steering oars such as other crafts possess. Our ships know by instinct what their crews are thinking and propose to do. They know every city, every fertile land, and hidden in mist and cloud they make their swift passage over the sea’s immensities with no fear of damage and no thought of wreck.’

Now that is exactly the sort of ship I’d like to travel in. Next week Book IX: The Cyclops! A book which should be titled: What happens if you steal a one-eyed giant’s cheese. Tip – look away now.